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*Sanoon

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About Me Premium Member Science Fiction Writer SanoonMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Commissions!

Tue Jun 16, 2009, 8:25 PM
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After a few days of deliberation and figuring out binding, I have finished my pricing on written commissions.

What you will receive: You will receive a written story derived of your will and of your choosing, in a metal spiral book or a thermal hardcover. If you live outside the U.S. you may receive a small bonus gift (Tyrie knows what it might be) for the additional costs. Hint, it will smell nice.

Prices:

3$ per page. A page is a regular sized sheet of paper (6x9 inch), 12 sized New Times Roman font. (Not the size you will receive) Take a look at the length of Contest Entry –Unfinished-. It is six full pages and still unfinished.

5$ Metal Spiral binding

OR

50$+ Thermal Hardcover binding (Which is just like any hardcover book you may find on bookshelves. It comes in multiple colors. Ask for more details.)

Shipping fee may range from 5$ to 15$ depending on which country you live in. I will try to find the cheapest way to deliver your product to you.

Any pages that have sex, and only those pages, will be doubled in price. It is neither my specialty nor my preferred type of writing.

Cover Art! Upon your request, =Zimadonna may draw cover art for your story if you get a spiral binding. Additional prices for that will be determined with Zimadonna’s work.

More info

My stories will be written to the best of my abilities, such as Sniper 2.0, one of my best stories. I will not give you lower quality work.

There are a few things I will not write about or include in my stories regardless of your thoughts. I will not write nor include canon characters from any show in anything I sell. Nor will I include anything Robotic Uprising canon in them. I will write your story idea, regardless of what it may be (Exclusions above), but I will not accept a commissioner who tells me to ‘just write whatever’.

I can bring your ideas to life, but only if you give me absolutely all the information you can. I prefer not to have to make up information about your worlds to fill in a large story gap. Tell me all.

I will only accept two commissioners at a single time. This work will more than likely take me months to complete. Please be patient.

Payments can be made through money orders or paypal. Total price and payment cannot be made till late into the commision work as I won'tknow how many pages to charge until they are written. I can however give you estimates.

Commissioner 1:
Commissioner 2:

Note: Puffy was the first to express interest in this, so I am reserving a slot for her until she accepts or denies.

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  • Watching: South Park
  • Playing: Breath of Fire III

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  • Current Residence: Wauseon, Ohio
  • Interests: Writing, building legos, and playing video games
  • Favourite movie: SpaceBalls, FF VII Advent Children, Sweeny Todd
  • Favourite band or musician: Staind, Prism Theory, Hoobastank, Cold, Rammstein, System of a Down, Trapt, and Breaking Benjamin
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock and orchestra
  • Favourite artist: Zimadonna, wallflower-chan, Half-dude, and Jhonen Vasquez
  • Favourite poet or writer: Wallflower-chan, Sideos, Ravenpuff, and just to be cocky, myself.
  • Favourite photographer: Horai
  • Favourite style of art: Stuff that's good
  • Operating System: Something old
  • MP3 player of choice: Lycos
  • Shell of choice: Bowser's Shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: Umbrella
  • Skin of choice: Irken
  • Favourite game: Halo 2 & 3, Gears of War, Saints Row, Overlord
  • Favourite gaming platform: X-box 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: The ones my friends and I created.
  • Personal Quote: Worship me, for I kick ass
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer, paper and pencil

Comments


ty 4 the fave

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Hey up owd lad, ta fer't faves, tha's a good'n. :D

Try saying it in a very colloquial northern English accent.

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I can barely understand that. Nice to see good'n though. Now how about this:

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I wake up every Black Friday eager to watch the news to see who was trampled to death this time.
Not bad, not bad at all. :clap:

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Then I shall be there.

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Damn straight.

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I wake up every Black Friday eager to watch the news to see who was trampled to death this time.
And we will rock da hizowse. :iconyoplz:

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Word. :iconyoplz:

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I wake up every Black Friday eager to watch the news to see who was trampled to death this time.
Police Officer 1: :noes: Where'd he go?!

Police Officer 2: *looks to PO1* oO ... *looks to the vending machine and tasers it*

PO1: *does the same*

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*notices the scene change and runs back to you* Now where are we? :O

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